aavonlea:

robotindisguise:

imagine the sound of all their teeny tiny feet on the concrete.
plip plap plip plap

come, my minions

aavonlea:

robotindisguise:

imagine the sound of all their teeny tiny feet on the concrete.


plip plap plip plap

come, my minions

senorpacman:
mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

icedpyro:

You guys all know about the bad dude of Lord of the Rings, Sauron right?

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Well he used to have a boss called Melkor (later on called Morgoth)

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For those that don’t know, this is the guy that made all of Sauron’s doings with the rings look like kindergarten bullying….

definitely-insane:

FALCON PUNCH!!

definitely-insane:

FALCON PUNCH!!

dangstrider:

PEOPLE WHO BUMP THE DESK WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING/WRITING

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xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

lizziemcswagger:

getting an A in a science test

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mutisija:

this is literally the meaning of this whole game

mutisija:

this is literally the meaning of this whole game

Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

  • Jeopardy
  • Review Games
  • Kickball
  • Spirit Week

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

golddustmotherfucker:

YOU. GUYS.