WHAT RHINOS SOUND LIKE
PERFECT SWEET BABIES
I love showing this video to people because no one knows what rhinos actually sound like.
THEY’RE SO CONVERSATIONAL.
they sound like squeaky toys omg
#epic Tom Felton in this amazing scene when he forgot his actual lines.
In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting
I don’t even ship it and this is awesome
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
“6:20 p.m. A girl who looks to be about four years old walks into the dining room wearing bright orange lipstick, and the hostess gives her crayons. She is my only rival for command of this TGI Friday’s.”
This whole article made me laugh, but this line made me absolutely howl:
Life is a like a box of of mozzarella sticks. You never know what you’re gonna get, but you can predict with 100 percent accuracy that it will be a mozzarella stick.
loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel
jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom