kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

Them: I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
You: Why not?
Them: It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
You: So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
Them: NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
You: You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
Them: But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
You: Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".

vireonovae-archive:

"anxIETy??" mOM saYS, "n OO jUSTT dON””TtTTT lET thINGS boTHEr yOU”

thAT

sIMpLE????? jUST dONT “leT" IT bOTHER ME??? anxIetY„„, gonEE THEN!!!???

scIeNTIFIC brEAKthROUGH???!!! thAT………

eASSYYY??!!!!????

jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

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he sent me the meme

shotarokaneda:

FUCK my friend hooked up with this girl and she’s like a mild weeb or whatever but she fucking called him oniichan in bed i’m fucking howling

aphasknorway-creator:

skaredykat:

lamb-of-dawn:

jensensparkles:

littlekochanek:

raideo:

thisismouseface:

theperfectworl:

Pasote de cosplay de la serie *¬*

dude

I DIDN’T EVEN LIKE THIS CARTOON AND I GOTTA SAY THAT IS AN AWESOME GROUP THERE

SCREECHES OH MY GOD

WOW THAT NUMBA ONE IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD HE’S THE BEST

THANKS DASHTHANKSTHANKS FOR THE NOSTALGIA OHHH FEEEELS 

Ok friends lets get our shit together DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE COSPLAY GO

OH NO MY CHILDHOOD IS COMING BACK KDFJLKDJFLK:DJFK:LJFK:L THIS CARTOON WAS MY CHILDHOOD

aphasknorway-creator:

skaredykat:

lamb-of-dawn:

jensensparkles:

littlekochanek:

raideo:

thisismouseface:

theperfectworl:

Pasote de cosplay de la serie *¬*

dude

I DIDN’T EVEN LIKE THIS CARTOON AND I GOTTA SAY THAT IS AN AWESOME GROUP THERE

SCREECHES OH MY GOD

WOW THAT NUMBA ONE IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD HE’S THE BEST

THANKS DASH
THANKS
THANKS FOR THE NOSTALGIA OHHH FEEEELS 

Ok friends lets get our shit together DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE COSPLAY GO

OH NO MY CHILDHOOD IS COMING BACK KDFJLKDJFLK:DJFK:LJFK:L THIS CARTOON WAS MY CHILDHOOD

guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

officialfrenchtoast:

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

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askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

abvndonship:

andypseudo:

grumpygrizzlies:

Robin Williams street art tribute off Melrose in LA on 17 August 2014

Whoa.

Fuck. Heavy.

abvndonship:

andypseudo:

grumpygrizzlies:

Robin Williams street art tribute off Melrose in LA on 17 August 2014

Whoa.

Fuck. Heavy.

the-social-recluse:

universe—cosmos:

Imagine how it would look if the Orion nebula is only four light years away - the distance the nearest star is to us, instead of 1,300 light years. It would be so bright that we wouldn’t be aware of the dark sky. We wouldn’t see other stars. The whole world would be the Orion nebula and the sun.

-The Universe 2x14: Nebulas

spaceexp:

Earth, Jupiter and Venus taken from Mars

spaceexp:

Earth, Jupiter and Venus taken from Mars

thecyberwolf:

Space Art

Created by Erik Schumacher

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Find this Artist on Deviant Art - Website

yofuu:

When commercials try to be “hip”
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